Our teleprompter President once again has not made a decision about important national security issue. This one is about the Russian spies swap orchestrated by the Department of Justice and CIA with Russia. President Obama has been briefed on the matter. Nobody knows if he decided anything.

Day 80 of the Gulf of Mexico spill – what golf course is our President on now? He has been briefed on the problem, has flown over the Gulf, set his feet on the beach, shook a few hands, and jetted off to play some more golf. After all, the Gulf of Mexico and golf sound the same, so what’s the difference?

General McChrystal, an American war hero, was fired over … the Rolling Stone magazine faked interview. Our President has been briefed, met the General in question for the third time in his career as the Teleprompter President and was very upset. After all, who is this General who criticizes His Administration. Certainly, having good reputation with the Rolling Stone magazine is far more important than the military or the American heroes.

$4 trillion new debts in just 16 months. Is this not enough to boost somebody’s ego? Let’s spent some more, let’s borrow some more. After all, the President has been briefed about the budget deficit. We must borrow some more to pay for our Presidents ambitious agenda. Health care reform, stimulus plan, energy plan, save the earth plan, save the cosmos plan, save the presidency plan, save the whales plan, save the … what does it say on that teleprompter screen?

We need to make the USA energy independent. Let’s suspend drilling and deep sea oil exploration. This will reduce our foreign oil dependency and show those oil corporations what our President can do. After all, he is yes, we can President. Stop the drilling, stop the oil exploration, and stop the oil, period. We can do with green energy; we can do with solar energy. After all, all this heat is going to waste. Please, crank up the A/C in the White House. It is too hot there.

Editor